The Move...Step 1

David--

So it appears when we move all our books, our house is still packed. I assumed that since our books are our prize possessions and by far our heaviest entity, that it would make a dent. Instead there are still 14 boxes (number of boxes is an estimate, though it appears you can get a form online that will estimate how much stuff you have to move) of little oddly shaped things to pack in, up and out...all locational directions.

I put all the boxes in the truck with the intent of unloading them 2 miles away at our new house...It appears this makes me cheap. Nelita thinks I should buy entirely new boxes instead of unloading the other ones and using them again. IT'S NOT CHEAP...IT'S EFFICIENT. Do you want to wear clothes wife? or perhaps just a nice cardboard box.

Speediocre

My clever and beautiful wife created a new word. The word is speediocre or speediocrity. I am going to suggest that everyone should use this word now because it is the most speciously descriptive thing I have heard in a long time.

Right now I am working on my masters and (unbeknownst to my professors of course) some (many) ((most)) of my assignments are speediocre. Luckily that is no longer a problem because now I have a word to describe it.